Arizona

[Eupher]

Originally Posted by Aaron Burr

It's amazing what you can accomplish with a .357 and a Mexican bullwhip. My new love shack is spankin' clean. I may have to break out the Winchester for the movers though.

So yeah, signed the final addendum to the addendum that covered the previous addendum....fuggin' banks.....

Now I just need to figure out how to get internet service out in Petticoat Junction.

Arnold Ziffle is the internet connection. He's got a dish out in his sty. He'll cut you a deal that ain't a deal.

Arnie's a tough cookie to negotiate with.

[Aaron Burr]

Finally an adversary I can eat without ensuing legal complications.

But somewhat seriously, where I'm moving to is so rural the inhabitants have never even heard of Deliverance. There aren't even any telephone poles, paved roads, and/or mailboxes. I have to haul or burn my own garbage. I bet I could flick my zippo and have half the population fall onto it's knees in terrified supplication and worship.

So yeah, I'm thinking of going all Colonel Kurtz on their collective overall wearing asses.

[aircrue]

Hughesnet

or

Wildblue (Dish) maxed out

[Aaron Burr]

Buh?........

[Dont tread on me]

I think AC is talking about a dish for your net connection. A friend of mine has one he takes on the road in his Fifth wheel. Sounds like its gonna turn out to be a nice place Burr. If I remember correctly, isn't Arnold the pig from green acres? Thanks now I can't get that song out of my head.

[Aaron Burr]

Must kill...something...have internet connection...finally....only 26.5...modem speed....living in hillbilly hell....BLEARG!!!

Seriously.

This ain't gonna' do it for me.

[Spirit of Ronald Reagan]

Doesn't the cable company have anything? Direct and Dish TV both have satellite services, not sure how good the connection is. Should be able to get that without having evil TV pumped into the commune.