Arizona

[Eupher]

Originally Posted by Aaron Burr

It's amazing what you can accomplish with a .357 and a Mexican bullwhip. My new love shack is spankin' clean. I may have to break out the Winchester for the movers though.

So yeah, signed the final addendum to the addendum that covered the previous addendum....fuggin' banks.....

Now I just need to figure out how to get internet service out in Petticoat Junction.

Arnold Ziffle is the internet connection. He's got a dish out in his sty. He'll cut you a deal that ain't a deal.

Arnie's a tough cookie to negotiate with.

[Aaron Burr]

Finally an adversary I can eat without ensuing legal complications.

But somewhat seriously, where I'm moving to is so rural the inhabitants have never even heard of Deliverance. There aren't even any telephone poles, paved roads, and/or mailboxes. I have to haul or burn my own garbage. I bet I could flick my zippo and have half the population fall onto it's knees in terrified supplication and worship.

So yeah, I'm thinking of going all Colonel Kurtz on their collective overall wearing asses.

[aircrue]

Hughesnet

or

Wildblue (Dish) maxed out

[Aaron Burr]

Buh?........

[Dont tread on me]

I think AC is talking about a dish for your net connection. A friend of mine has one he takes on the road in his Fifth wheel. Sounds like its gonna turn out to be a nice place Burr. If I remember correctly, isn't Arnold the pig from green acres? Thanks now I can't get that song out of my head.

[Aaron Burr]

Must kill...something...have internet connection...finally....only 26.5...modem speed....living in hillbilly hell....BLEARG!!!

Seriously.

This ain't gonna' do it for me.

[Spirit of Ronald Reagan]

Doesn't the cable company have anything? Direct and Dish TV both have satellite services, not sure how good the connection is. Should be able to get that without having evil TV pumped into the commune.

[Aaron Burr]

I figured I should update this thread. Why not? I'm drunk enough.

This place is starting to get on my nerves. Everyone is armed...just like me. Everyone is polite because everyone is armed...just like me. Lots of people have hotrods...just like me. Lots of people have a drinking problem...just like me. No porn shops, more churches than liquor stores, haircuts are 10 bucks...

Fug, even the damn gophers have only eaten the trees I was planning on cutting down anyway.

I need something to annoy me to keep me sharp, work my aggressions off of. You know I started to tell some old biddy about the Tea Parties only to discover that she's the fuggin' chapter president for our town?

Even the frikken police have let me go with only a warning because A.) they know I'm a local and B.) they like my truck. Sigh. The hotroders meet up on Fridays at the local McDonald's...along with the cops and ranchers.

DAMN! Even the Injuns are nice!!! WTF!?!?

Anyway, I figure I'll make them all rue the day by Monday. See, I got a burn permit on Friday simply by walking into the local fire station. I didn't even have to show I.D. I can burn as many trees as I want to as long as I give them the heads up. BASTARDS!!! I swear by Geronimo's tiny misshapen skull that I will create a column of smoke that will be visible from space.....

With my luck the local boy scouts will probably show up for a weenie roast.

I'll keep you posted.

[Guy Fawkes, xo:11110]

While you invite the Hitler youth over for wurst. I wanted to mention that the Gov of Vermont thinks that the 2d amendment is not a choice and those that are not armed are a burden on those of us who are, and thinks a $500 annual tax should be imposed since they are the reason that there has to be so many police. (thought you'd like to know that at least 1 politician can read)

[Aaron Burr]

Verwhat? Hold on , let me check...nope, nothing in the CIA World Fact Book about Vermunt. Nice entry on Verdun though...

Well I say good for for that tiny, obscure province of Canada.