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11-16-2008, 11:48 AM
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Our Candidate - 2012
• Home schooled
• Attended an anti-gay/anti-black church for 20 years • Ties to the KKK and other white supremist groups • Ties to abortion clinic bombers • Multi-million dollar house provided by slumlord convict friend • Used lots of illegal drugs in his/her youth • Strong ties to Zionist groups • Chain smoker • Many family members live in squalor • Father was a polygamist Jehovah’s Witness member • Mother was a crazy right wing whore • Birthplace in question • Promotes a New World Order • Receives millions in campaign cash from questionable sources • Cult like followers |
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11-16-2008, 12:15 PM
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Seedy Lobbyist
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- Has stacks of korans beside toilet to use as TP
- Ability to eat 10 burritos and fart the National Anthem - Previously b*tch slapped a member of code pink - Developed plans to booby trap the press's entrance to the White House compound - Believes that camel is the other white meat - Can withstand the sight of helen thomas at press conferences |
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11-16-2008, 02:32 PM
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The point of my post (though not clearly stated) is if a conservative politician had the kind of skeletons in the closet the Messiah has, does anyone think he/she could win?
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11-18-2008, 08:11 AM
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Sinister VP
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I get your point.
But there is one problem. No right wingers would stoop that low. There aren't many right wingers with teeth whose mother was a crazy right wing whore. Whoredom is usually reserved for the lefties.
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11-19-2008, 07:56 AM
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Seedy Lobbyist
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11-20-2008, 07:50 AM
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Seedy Lobbyist
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He has as a matter of fact, baby seal smothered in Polar Bear Pate'. I believe he also had elephant foot pudding for desert.
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