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Aug 28, 2010 - 11:36 PM - by Aaron Burr
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Given the attention the previous front page thread received, I've decided to update the whole shebang and take this opportunity to restate our mission goals and outline our principles for our new readers.
First, we have none. Not only is that easy to remember, but it provides us with a handy excuse for pandering to the base desires of our wicked awesome...and probably sexy, readership. So here ya' go.
Sure, some other websites have "opinions" and "news', but seriously, who want's to waste time pretending to care about that bullcrap? You can always depend on E.C. to get straight to the point and deliver the goods every time.
This guys playing Conan in the remake, so now you can tell all your friends that we have movie hunks over here.
It's not all about shirtless dudes though, I mean I still respect you all for your intellects.
Meh, who am I to... [Read More]
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Aug 25, 2010 - 3:51 PM - by Aaron Burr
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Oh man, I'm having serious man crush issues over Putin. What can't this live action super hero do? While our nations leader is busy bowing to hotel maids, vacation planners and travel agents Russia's leader (don't kid yourselves, Putin runs the show) is out killing various and sundry animals and blowing ish up. I don't even like Putin and I respect him more than Obama. Not for acting all macho in front of the cameras but for having some savvy, a plan and the intellectual and mental capabilities of following through on it.
What image would you rather have broadcast around the world of your world leader? Leader A pretending to swim in the gulf on yet another vacation, or Leader B meeting up with hundreds of his constituents around the globe while doing stuff like riding Harley's, shooting tigers/whales/bears and jiggers of vodka.
Sure, we've all seen Obama without a shirt. Doing what? Frolicking in the surf...on another vacation. And yes, I know Putin's photo ops are just that and lack substance. However, the man... [Read More]
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| Ginger!!! |
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Aug 17, 2010 - 9:39 PM - by Aaron Burr
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I've been busy lately wasting my precious time playing the Wii box so I haven't updated the front page in a long time. However, once I stopped playing the Wii box I realized that I suddenly had a lot of free time on my hands. Well, you all know me....
Long story short, I have a new subject for this seasons round of stalking. Everyone, I'd like you all to give Ginger a heartfelt E.C. style welcome.
Sigh. Yes, I'm aware most of us lack such a useless organ but just try and at least fake some enthusiasm until we can get this one safely into the trunk of the Impala...or posting on the front page. As always, I'm most accommodating on issues like this so I can go either way.
O.K. down to brass tacks. Who is Ginger? Beats me, just some smart skirt I ran across at I own the world. What does she look like? Again, beats me as I'm just assuming she's hottt due to her posting brilliance...although my money is on the fact that she looks like Shirley Manson from "Garbage".
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Jul 24, 2010 - 4:30 AM - by Aaron Burr
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So I decided to jump on the bandwagon and mindlessly parrot what my contemporaries say because that way I don't have to deal with my inadequacies as a writer.
What?
Journolist has show America that's the way it's done. Who am I to argue with the impartial journalists who want to watch another person die because they don't agree with their political beliefs? Hell, I always figured wanting someone to set themselves on fire was going over the line but apparently that's cool too. In fact, if I every need any pointers on how to undermine the Republic, lie to the American people and otherwise twist reality to fit my own twisted agenda I need look no further than these tools.
See? I just copied and pasted someone else's idea instead of doing some research on my own. I'm a journalist!
Also, you may have noticed how overexposed all these photos seem to be. Well, actually, it... [Read More]
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Jul 21, 2010 - 3:16 AM - by Aaron Burr
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So I've been getting flak for not blogging. If it was just one person it would be no big deal, but no, I even had an ex girlfriend get on my case. I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU WERE STILL ALIVE.
Fine. You want blogging? Great. I'm gonna' blog the hell out of this deal.
First up, Gunigration. Yup, you heard me, gunigration. All I fuggin' hear about is how hard it's supposed to be to enforce the fuggin' laws of this wicked awesome country and round up a couple of million illegals. At the same time, I keep hearing about how easy it's supposed to be to usurp the laws of this wicked awesome nation and confiscate millions upon millions of gunz. Iz these people stoopid? Why not let all the people with gunz round up all the illegals and save Uncle Sam a couple of bucks.
Next, abortigration. Yup, I'm going there. 30 million illegals is about the same number of abortions performed in this wicked awesome nation since Roe V. Wade. So every time you see an illegal you should substitute a defenseless... [Read More]
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Jul 11, 2010 - 4:05 AM - by Aaron Burr
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Odd how the passage of time has done so little to shed light on this date. Had I known how history would distort the events and their driving causes I imagine I would have shot Hamilton twice.
It was a lovely day, full of promise and hope for the new Republic which had so recently been nearly split asunder by political and person machinations and rivalries. Intolerance and slander had reared their ugly heads...as they had before, but I must admit to have felt a certain degree of nostalgia and pathos as I watched my former friend adjust his glasses and carefully take aim at my brain pan and its precious contents so very long ago.
Hamilton wasn't always a d!ck you know. We were both so young and full of idealism when the war broke out. There really was no question as to which side we would support. The main question was more about how to obtain the most advantageous and/or useful position on the staff of whichever general seemed most likely to win brilliant victories on the field of honor. I picked Montgomery and Hamilton... [Read More]
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