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Miracle in NOLA!!!!
Feb 07, 2010 - 10:31 PM - by Aaron Burr


I can't believe it...I'm speechless. First off, I'd like to thank American JesusTm, thank you Lord! Next, my beautiful wife...where are you baby? We did it together! Oh lawdy! Also, all those citizens who stuck with us for the season...this one's for you people! I'm just happy this is finally over. We worked hard, we worked together...and it all came together at the end..and WE DID IT!!! WHOO HOO!!!!!11

YouTube - Landrieu Celebrates Mayoral Win

Landrieu's official speech.

Citizens of New Orleans: The best Citizens that any town could wish for. This is your first new mayor in eight years.

This great accomplishment happened because we are blessed to have smart and talented citizens, a brilliant, tireless adviser and his entire staff; and a great police department led by Warren J. Riley.

New Orleans is the great leveler of all politics.

And the Mayors Race is the highest
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$100,000 Donation.
Feb 06, 2010 - 11:34 PM - by Aaron Burr
At first I was pretty anti Tea Party convention. I mean, it cost over 500 bucks just to get in the door. Then when I heard Sarah was charging 100 grand to show up and speak, I became pretty disinterested. Turns out she donated her fee to the Tea Party. Hhmmm. I'll have to do some fact checking to see where all that dough really went.

Calm down, calm down people. If you really listened to her you would realize that holding our elected officials accountable, no matter what political stripe, is what the Tea Party is all about. So I'm not bashing Sarah, I'm hopeful, but not starry eyed. Oh all right, if you haven't seen it, here it is...part one anyway, you can double click the vid and go see the whole thing on youtube.

YouTube - Sarah Palin Keynote Speech at Tea Party Convention Part 1 of 5

Anyway, it's a fair speech. I've seen people say she knocked it out of the park. If so, it's a Japanese ballpark and not the bigger American version. On the plus side, she's a plain speaker and not overly given to hyperbole and rhetoric.

So I say two or three thumbs... [Read More]
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Yo Quero UNESCO
Feb 05, 2010 - 9:53 PM - by Aaron Burr


Yes friends, it's come to this. The administration is so fuggin' boring and predictable that we've taken to rippin' on fast food, Mexico and the UN in no particular order. Here's the link in question, Montezumas Revenge You read that right. Mehico' now wants UNESCO recognition for their food. Ay chihuahua! What next? Recognition for graffiti on NY subways? Yeah yeah, I'm an insensitive imperialist bastard.... HHmmm. Maybe I should get UNESCO to pony up some dough for that. You think it's easy wielding an eight foot bullwhip from horseback all day long? What about my unique culture? Where's my fuggin' handout from Turtle Bay? Hell, I drive a classic American ride and I know how to build a still. I'm more of an institution than Mexico will ever be. Plus, I know all the dialogue from Cool Hand Luke by heart. Well, I would if I had one. But that's neither here nor there as I'm only in this game for the fabulous riches and sleazy interns the UN... [Read More]
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Gererals and Majors
Feb 02, 2010 - 10:06 PM - by Aaron Burr
YouTube - XTC - Generals and Majors

What do want me to say? Iran has a bug up it's butt. It's had one since 78'. So they want some rough sex from the U.S. Big deal. Well, it might be if Belarus, Pakistan and Venezuela start acting up as well. See, those guys are all gay for each other in the La Cage Aux Follies kind of way. That's really the only scenario I can see that would put some undue pressure on the U.S.

Otherwise I'm pretty sure they could give a rats ass what we do since we've publicly stated we wont do much of anything anyway. Pudy pwease?

Nah, I'm not pessimistic. If stuff get's serious, we'll handle it. But I have zero "hope" that Uncle'bom will ever understand what's going on. Why should he? These guys speak Farsi and not Arabic.
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Relevant
Jan 31, 2010 - 5:03 PM - by Aaron Burr
Given the fact that Uncle'bom's first language wasn't English, it's hard to blame the guy for not understanding the concept of relevancy. However, I'm at a loss as to what the Hell Mush Mouth is up to. Foo'ball

Terrorists? Not relevant. O'conomy? Doesn't matter. Deficit? The man can't even spell the word. So he goes deep and tries to run with what he knows.....right. String bean probably thinks he's helping the U.S. win the World Cup.

Football? College Football?

I dunno' maybe he read somewhere that football is the American substitute for war. That makes sense if you realize God'Dama has been channeling Woodrow Wilson for the past couple of years. What next? Changing the rules for professional wrestling? I wouldn't put it past him...or a line of coke....

I'm just sayin'.

Anyway, just thought I'd update the front page in case the Chinese spam bots need something new to read.

Oh, and here's your vidya'

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Brand New Flava'
Jan 19, 2010 - 11:22 PM - by Aaron Burr
In light of the crushing defeat of Marcia* Coakley last night, it should be apparent by now to any of our casual readers that once again EvilConservatives led the way in insightful, spot on political forecasting. Not this race in particular, but the future political trends in general.

We were the ones to point out how far the Democrats had over reached themselves. Last year. And as everyone knows, the wheels of justice, as well as those of politics, grind exceedingly slow, but exceedingly fine.

I have no doubt that now that there is a modicum of light at the end of the tunnel this site will explode with well wishers, political pundits and random hangers on of various and sundry political stripes.

Welcome.

Welcome to the site where stuff actually happens. Welcome to the one place on the net where might (in this case political and mental) does indeed make right. By which I mean we totally stole the election in Massachusetts...with crowbars...and dope. Lots and lots of dope. Face it Democrats, none of you could resist our nubile and busty interns carrying boxes of Count Chocula loaded with Heroin and animal tranquillizers.... [Read More]
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All Coaked up.
Jan 14, 2010 - 4:26 PM - by Aaron Burr


Normally we don't do local politics....unless it p!sses off the talking monkeys on the left. Coakhead, (center of photo) turns out to be a pro baby rape candidate for the former pro murder senate seat occupied by the former Harvard expelled (for cheating) murderous drunken sodomite Ted (may he rot in Hell) Kennedy.

I can't make this stuff up. It's all over the web. I'm Martha Coakley and I love baby rapers I don't know if this stuff is on T.V. I don't watch T.V. due to my heterosexuality.

But the point is, regardless of the outcome of the election, Assachutches needs to be expelled from the Union. I've had it with these inbred ass monkeys. Socialists all. I know it sounds like I'm not endorsing Scott Brown, but I assure you I am. Considering the amount of stimulus money going to non existent districts, I don't think Mr. Brown would necessarily need to come... [Read More]
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Coffey Boy
Jan 11, 2010 - 1:12 AM - by Aaron Burr
Man, I've been rolling this last week or so. These fuggin' pole smokin' Democrats and their slavish devotees are hilarious. Racist is as racist does I suppose. Don't believe me? Check out the latest.

Blackovitch

Reidiot

Teddy's anger - Ben Smith - POLITICO.com

And of course, who could forget the Granddaddy of Democrat racists, Bobby Bird.

Democratic Sen. Robert Byrd, Ex-Klansman by Michelle Malkin -- Capitalism Magazine

If you come to the conclusion that the Democrats are merely a victim of bad press and/or this is all Bush's fault, then I could use your help when cleaning my guns.

I guess some things never change.

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