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Nov 09, 2008 - 1:34 AM - by Aaron Burr
So it turns out that the lefties were correct about one thing, half of America is dumb. They just proved it by voting for the impOster. It's not all bad though, now we get to needle Jug ears about the birth certificate. You know, the one that the Anti-Christ is still getting sued over? He doesn't have to answer until Dec. 3rd, so he's got plenty of time to change the Constitution to get around that whole citizenship deal.

Also in the plus column, misogyny baby. It's back bigger than ever. Hell, the Anti-Christ even belittled an 87 year old woman on international T.V. Yeah! Get back in the kitchen "sweetie".

Let's not forget about the pile drivers either. The impOster is against gay marriage. Why the rump rangers had to go nuts against the Mormons is beyond me. You can't blame the Mormons for doing what they do. You can however, blame politicians. If the tea baggers are really sincere, they should bring some OBAMA HATES FAGS!! signs and rallies down to Watts.

Turns out Iran is pretty happy with the C.I.C.(Constantly Inhaling Crack). Russia seems content with telling... [Read More]
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Suicide for Dummies.
Oct 29, 2008 - 2:08 AM - by Aaron Burr
O.K. so you drive a Prius, practice yoga, eat organic, and voted early for Obama. What's left? Seriously. There is no way you could possibly top this moment. In fact, the longer you live, the greater chance you'll have of spoiling it by doing a million mundane things that will blur your memory of how self satisfied you feel right now. Or worse, Godbama will fail to live up to his messianic image. Don't risk it. Hold on to your smugness. It's nothing to be ashamed of. In fact, the reason you feel this way is because you have fulfilled your purpose in life. Biology is trying to tell you that it's time to start healing precious mother earth by replacing all those minerals you've been such a good steward of, so far. Don't worry about the political process, we'll take it from here.

So which method is best for you? No one can say for sure, so your best bet would be to try as many ways as you can. Mix and match suicide methods until you find the way that's right for you. We won't be judgmental, we don't have to be. I have heard though, that it's pretty tough to fit the hunting rifle in the gas oven, so if your thinking of pulling a pimped out Sylvia Plath, you might want to... [Read More]
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How "F"ing Stupid Are You?
Oct 22, 2008 - 4:58 PM - by Aaron Burr
Some people think that Godbama is smart. These people are known as idiots.

It's a well known fact that Godbama's I.Q. score is only 5 points higher than President Bush's(pbuh), allegedly the stupidest man alive. If Godbama is smart compared to Bush(pbuh), then by extension I am the smartest human being to ever walk the face of the Earth, because my I.Q. is 18 points higher than Godbamas. If you are unwilling to accept this assertion, (as patently obvious as it actually is) then you must also be willing to concede that Godbama and Bush(pbuh)are nearly intellectual equals. If you are willing to accept this assertion, then you must concede that Godbama is the second stupidest man alive. If this is the case, then voting for him would disqualify you from having your vote counted in the first place. Your best bet would be to simply not vote.

Look at it another way. Obama < intellegence. See? Stated in it's mathematically purest form, it becomes irrefutable. But it's not all about the Anti-Christ. Here's some more math. 3rd party voters = Gay Yep, if you're not voting for McPalin this go around because of your petty vanity, then you're not... [Read More]
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