Resignation

[Aaron Burr]

Not mine. Emperor Sh!t Wits. After the embarrassing b!tch slap Massachusetts handed to the drug addled C.I.C* last week....followed shortly thereafter by B!tchelles, the temporary president has decided to stay and fight instead of slinking off into the Kenyan sunset.

Why? It's been a year, you gave it a shot. Just pack up your basketball and your cocaine and go back to shaking your money maker in Chicago. Blaming Bush has got you nowhere, despite what Carville says. I'm bald and gay How can you even listen to that guy. He's sucking some young natives pole on a beach somewhere....oh...so that's why you listen to him. You both have the same approach to solving problems.

It doesn't matter. Look. All you have to do mumble something off the teleprompter and hitch a ride on Marine one. Clearly that is within your skill set. Hell, do it three or four times until you get it right.

I'm sure your approval index would skyrocket.

Anyway, I hear Haiti is looking for some new help. Why don't you go help run that country? At this point, I don't think you could do any more damage.

[Aaron Burr]

Ha. Once again the mainstream news is playing catch up with us.

I'z stoopid

And what's with the S.S. guy behind Jug Ears? It's a friggin' elementary school. Wussy.

I bet he was scared some lil' kid was gonna' huck a shoe at him.

[Spirit of Ronald Reagan]

Probably worried one of the kids would put a "kick me" sign on his back, conservative dream come true.

[Aaron Burr]

He reads...I mean, he has someone read this forum to him. I'z Outtie

Yes Mush Mouth, people vote the president out of office after one term because he's kickin' so much ass.

[Aaron Burr]

And Mush Mouth picked the Colts.

I'z gay for Indianapolis