Monkey Shines.

[Aaron Burr]

I often wonder how EvilReagan is doing. He's the fellow who allegedly owns this site. The last I heard, he was off to Hollywood to pitch another Police Academy movie. This one was to mark the directorial debut of Messieurs Gutenberg himself. I have no idea if it made it out of post production, so we'll all just have to wait until next summer to find out.

Anyway, I check the papers now and again just to see if I can detect his Evil hand at work. Not the obituaries mind you, but the international section. And I'm not checking on Gutenberg, but EvilReagan.

I fully expected to see E.R.'s simian like mug all over the news after most of the Venezuelan Polo ponies went belly up in Miami. (Although, to be honest, I received a lot of phone calls that week because so many people thought it was something I would do. Ridiculous. I have people for that sort of thing.)

After North Korea went post menopausal, again, I fully expected to see our Glorious and Fearless leader in handcuffs at the Federal building in D.C.

Iran? EvilReagan. Sotomeyer? E.R. Ed McMahon? Ditto. Curiously though, in each news making event he failed to appear. However, this time I'm sure I've found him. Monkey urinates on Zambian president Hell, the article could have been written by me and the page layed out by him.

Oh, and I don't know if Mr. Sata ate the monkey or not. From what I've read about him, he just might have.

[Mrs. Evil Reagan]

Originally Posted by Aaron Burr

I often wonder how EvilReagan is doing. He's the fellow who allegedly owns this site. The last I heard, he was off to Hollywood to pitch another Police Academy

Mr. Evil Reagan seemed to be doing well. He has been working extra hard as of late, being that he expects the American Dollar to crash some time soon, and he and I both think there are only a couple years left of good money making opportunity in this county.

I will let him know that you asked about him.


Mrs. Evil Reagan