A new one.

[Extreme6]

BRING IT ON. I am ready. There's a reason guns have been flying off the shelves.

Oh thats right, we ARE in the CF.

[Evil Reagan]

I agree with your assumptions. I'm gonna swill a snifter of brandy to this video once a week.

[Aaron Burr]

The music is the theme song to Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence starring David Bowie. The video is a collection of scenes from The Atomic Bomb Movie, narrated by William Shatner.

I may need some brandy to decipher Mrs. 6's opium fueled rant. We're in the CF? The Canadian Frontier? Cinderellas Forest? Cat Farm? I'm hoping it's cat farm. I'm hungry.

[bewitched]

Originally Posted by Aaron Burr

I'm bored. So I thought I would hide out here for a while and amuse myself. Obsoive.

WORLD MARKET CRASH DELIBERATE!!!

(edit blah blah blah)

Basically it's like spring cleaning for world super powers. Grab your feather duster and join in!

Yes, this came shortly after Amadmaninjihad announced Allahbucks. Problem is that the G5 pulled that same stunt in the 70's quite successfully and those fat ass Arabs are gonna be more pissed this time and launch the super improved bin Laden. But that just allows us to spring clean our arsonnal. No conspiracy... unless you call a conspiracy a bunch of people getting together to pull off something.

[Aaron Burr]

Why you lazy, irresistible, bastard. Nothing about the Irish, the CF or WWIII. Here's you're venue to let loose and go nuts Broadway style. Put a little effort into it. No one will stop you. Hell, we'll most likely egg each other on until we reach some sort of a Final Solution.

So what's the deal? Will the attack on America knock us down, bring us together, split us apart? Is Kwanza off this year?

[bewitched]

Originally Posted by Aaron Burr

Why you lazy, irresistible, bastard. Nothing about the Irish, the CF or WWIII. Here's you're venue to let loose and go nuts Broadway style. Put a little effort into it. No one will stop you. Hell, we'll most likely egg each other on until we reach some sort of a Final Solution.

So what's the deal? Will the attack on America knock us down, bring us together, split us apart? Is Kwanza off this year?

Who are you talking to?
If you are talking to me... final solution... I don't know anyone being foreclosed. I know there is a corn shortage in the grocer. I'm prepared for the worst as much as I can but what good is that when I can't have what I really want?

[Aaron Burr]

Wow! Only 12 shopping days left until the Constitutional crisis begins! Will the impOstor pony up with the birth certificate? Is this the beginning of the end of America? Will the military revolt? And what about that stock market? According to Wall Street, there won't be one in 6 months.

This might be a good time to make sure you have enough T.P. in the underground bunker.

Conversely, the overlong ban on hunting humans for sport may finally be lifted. Either way, just make sure you use protection. I'm thinking a HAZMAT Bsl-4 suit might be just what the (surviving) doctor ordered.


And nobody ever gets what they really want. If we allowed that to happen, the profit incentive would be gone.

[Extreme6]

Ok, OK I'll admit I don't remember what the heck a CF is. I am always hungry so who knows what I will say.
I might have meant Conservatives Forum, since I got an email from them but who knows.
I still have my gun, newly mounted over the back door. And all my neighbors know about it, too.

[Spirit of Ronald Reagan]

You can put your conspiracy theories aside, everything will work out once the 2008 hajj is completed.

[Aaron Burr]

That's a Wednesday. Thursday is for gettin' down and the flight back is Friday. So you're saying I should be looking forward to picking up my mail when I get back?

Also, excellent idea Mrs.6. Having the decoy gun in plain sight means anything you do in self defense is 100% legal.

Casa De Burr has Ronco's Super Satellite Security System installed.