How "F"ing Stupid Are You? - Evil Conservatives- Politics, Talk Radio, Gop, and 2008 Election!

Aaron Burr · 10-22-2008, 04:58 PM

Some people think that Godbama is smart. These people are known as idiots.

It's a well known fact that Godbama's I.Q. score is only 5 points higher than President Bush's(pbuh), allegedly the stupidest man alive. If Godbama is smart compared to Bush(pbuh), then by extension I am the smartest human being to ever walk the face of the Earth, because my I.Q. is 18 points higher than Godbamas. If you are unwilling to accept this assertion, (as patently obvious as it actually is) then you must also be willing to concede that Godbama and Bush(pbuh)are nearly intellectual equals. If you are willing to accept this assertion, then you must concede that Godbama is the second stupidest man alive. If this is the case, then voting for him would disqualify you from having your vote counted in the first place. Your best bet would be to simply not vote.

Look at it another way. Obama < intellegence. See? Stated in it's mathematically purest form, it becomes irrefutable. But it's not all about the Anti-Christ. Here's some more math. 3rd party voters = Gay Yep, if you're not voting for McPalin this go around because of your petty vanity, then you're not only stupid, you're lying to yourself. If this is the case, we should talk about getting you to try some Heroin. It would be best for everybody in the long run.

I know this may come as a surprise to many of you, but I can only give you my assurance that it's all factually true. Don't believe me? Check out the new poll by The Center for American Intelligence. Of 250,000 registered voters, 84% agreed that Obama is stupider than a Box Turtle. A Box Turtle. What further proof is needed that voting for Godbama will only confirm what most people already suspect about you.

Use the brains GodTm gave you, people. Don't be "F"ing stupid.

Extreme6 · 10-22-2008, 05:19 PM

You ALREADY POSTED that. What, cha think WE are stupid?

Aaron Burr · 10-22-2008, 05:39 PM

Calm yourself Madam. These hysterical outbursts on your part do little to burnish your sex's reputation.

I posted the Godbama video before, true. Simply to mollify the pernicious demands of our fearless leader. The repellent screed that precedes it is all new.

If it makes you squirt flaming tears of rage to see it, I'll fix it.

Voila.

Evil Reagan · 10-23-2008, 03:24 PM

I think you're all dumb.

Extreme6 · 10-23-2008, 09:29 PM

Mr Burr.......women fake all kinds of distress and rage...just to get what they want. I am suprised you didn't realize that.

Aaron Burr · 10-25-2008, 03:14 AM

Mrs. 6, is there any need to point out that by merely posting a shiny new video I got you to cease your endless screeching and cantankerous caterwauling? Most days I half expect you to pull a live cat out of your purse and throw it at my head.

Boss, by dumb I assume you mean Despicably Underhanded Manipulative Bastards.

Were I capable of a galvanic skin response, I assure you I would be blushing.

Shaitana · 10-25-2008, 08:19 AM

That video is... disturbing.

Stinkey Diver · 10-25-2008, 02:43 PM

It made my eyes bleed.

Extreme6 · 10-27-2008, 12:32 PM

forget throwing animals. You know this is what you really want.

mmmmm rub that belly.

Aaron Burr · 10-27-2008, 01:49 PM

Thanks Mrs.6, it looks delicious.

And yes, if your eyeballs have exploded, or your head has begun to collapse into itself from watching that video, then you still the brains GodTm gave you.

But I get the point. New hateful screed on it's way.