Yo Quero UNESCO

[Aaron Burr]

Yes friends, it's come to this. The administration is so fuggin' boring and predictable that we've taken to rippin' on fast food, Mexico and the UN in no particular order. Here's the link in question, Montezumas Revenge You read that right. Mehico' now wants UNESCO recognition for their food. Ay chihuahua! What next? Recognition for graffiti on NY subways? Yeah yeah, I'm an insensitive imperialist bastard.... HHmmm. Maybe I should get UNESCO to pony up some dough for that. You think it's easy wielding an eight foot bullwhip from horseback all day long? What about my unique culture? Where's my fuggin' handout from Turtle Bay? Hell, I drive a classic American ride and I know how to build a still. I'm more of an institution than Mexico will ever be. Plus, I know all the dialogue from Cool Hand Luke by heart. Well, I would if I had one. But that's neither here nor there as I'm only in this game for the fabulous riches and sleazy interns the UN regularly hands out in a pathetic bid for relevancy.

Besides, I'd be more simpatico with my conniving brethren south of the border if the article didn't end with this line. "The world identifies Mexican food with lots of grease and spices,"

I wonder why that is?

Oh all right. If the Frito Banditos' want recognition for their cultural assets, I'm more than willing to meet them halfway.

[Guy Fawkes, xo:11110]

That's almost as good as the poster that was in my childhood Doctors office. It claimed that 7 out of 10 Doctors preferred Camels!

[Aaron Burr]

Why would your mom take you to see Arab doctors?

[Guy Fawkes, xo:11110]

We'd fly 10,000 miles to smoke a camel