Brand New Flava'

[Aaron Burr]

In light of the crushing defeat of Marcia* Coakley last night, it should be apparent by now to any of our casual readers that once again EvilConservatives led the way in insightful, spot on political forecasting. Not this race in particular, but the future political trends in general.

We were the ones to point out how far the Democrats had over reached themselves. Last year. And as everyone knows, the wheels of justice, as well as those of politics, grind exceedingly slow, but exceedingly fine.

I have no doubt that now that there is a modicum of light at the end of the tunnel this site will explode with well wishers, political pundits and random hangers on of various and sundry political stripes.

Welcome.

Welcome to the site where stuff actually happens. Welcome to the one place on the net where might (in this case political and mental) does indeed make right. By which I mean we totally stole the election in Massachusetts...with crowbars...and dope. Lots and lots of dope. Face it Democrats, none of you could resist our nubile and busty interns carrying boxes of Count Chocula loaded with Heroin and animal tranquillizers.

It's our game plan for 2012. Why not? We fought in Afghanistan for no other reason than to support the opium growers there right? We picked Sarah Palin simply because we wanted to confuse the ever dwindling numbers of Democrat heterosexual voters right?

Besides, if you don't do what we say we'll have Carl Rove turn on the earthquake machine or have Bush(pbuh) slam another airplane into your granmas' house. It's just what we do, right?

Face it Democrats. We're going to crush you into little bite sized baby pieces and masticate you with our fangs. Oh and wash it all down with the blood of the innocent.

Because we can.

So get ready for all sorts of brand new fun and frivolity this season my friends.

It's just what we do. Oh, and enjoy the brand new flava in ya ear.



Yours in Christ
Aaron Burr
VP Reaserch & Destruction
EvilConservatives.org

[Aaron Burr]

Also, I'm collecting used curling irons, so if anybody swings by the Coakley campaign with a dumpster, let me know.



Yup. Headshot. Deal with it. Looooooooosers.

[Aaron Burr]

So it's the next day and Mush Mouth still can't get it right.

I'm still stupid as Hell

The Senate certainly shouldn't try to jam anything through until Scott Brown is seated.

I guess Uncle'bom wants to wait until Brown is seated before he JAMS health care down our collective gullets. Damn. I am definitely donating to the United Negro College Fund. I mean it's too late for Sh!t Wit, but there must be some poor kid out there who could use a hand.

Also...the same thing that swept Scott Brown into office swept me into office Hmmm according to your party Mr. Brown got elected because of his nude photo spread. But that's OK I don't need to see nude photos of Jug Ears, a birth certificate would do just fine....

And stay tuned for more shootin' fish in a barrel.

Really, it's just that easy.

Oh, and our side used to have a lot of problems, but Coakley ain't one of them anymore.