Poppin' Off.

[Aaron Burr]

All the cool people are doing it so I thought I would as well. I mean, look at Kim Jong Ill, all that fat porn addict does is make gaseous noise and not much else. Well, besides kidnapping Japanese nationals and brutalizing his own citizens I mean.

Sure, he's got nukes. Hell, the man seems bound and determined to give home field advantage to North Korea for WWIII. But if the situation was really dire I'm sure the U.N. would be all over it. It's been three weeks now and Turtle Bay can't even be bothered to issue a formal condemnation so everything must be cool. Calling the truce off will most likely mean less paper work for all concerned so it's understandable no one on Pennsylvania Avenue is making much of a fuss.

So we'll simply move on. We have almost as many new topics as we have new citizens thanks to President Goddammas directive to the D.O.J. to have all high value targets captured on the battlefield read their Miranda rights. By the F.B.I. Like they were citizens.

Worst President Ever.

Anyway, it's not all about Jug Ears and/or his slutty dressing wife who allegedly got knocked up by Rush Limbaugh during a commercial break. Nor is it all about racial bigots vying for a seat on the Supreme Court. It's not even all about the silent bureaucratic revolution taking place right before our eyes. After all, if it wasn't for Adolf Hitler and the Nazi State, we wouldn't have the Volkswagen (peoples car) Beetle. So hells yeah bring on the Government Motors Obamster, so we can drive it on Obama beach in honor of V-E day.

No no, it's really not about any of that stuff although it is all tied together. No, what it's really all about is the continued viability of our nation. As far as I can tell, everything's cool until you get to D.C. and/or about half our state capitols. The problem is that these few, insignificant places have positioned themselves so as to funnel the largess of the American public into their coffers. I'm pretty much sick of it so I figured I'd start from the top down and clean house. So I'm once again positioning myself out front and reiterating my brilliant idea from last year (in the interests of recycling) and calling for Opeachment.

Now that we're reading Miranda rights to non citizens, Goddamma is really running out of loopholes.

But that would just take care of one nasty worm in the apple barrel of our Republic. What is needed is some serious fumigation of our nations attics and basements. This is a topic covered in the forthcoming Burr Doctrine so I'll cut this disjointed and rambling hate mongering screed short and skip to the video until later this week.

I'm terribly busy with some legal proceedings and have my Lawyer hooked up to an I.V. tube full of Pepto-Bismal as a result. In the meantime...

[Aaron Burr]

I get to update my front page article. How cool is that? Check out this hilarious piece.

China Warns Against Force in Carrying Out North Korea Sanctions - Bloomberg.com