Soap Opera

[Aaron Burr]

I won't lie. This administration is boring as Hell. Not because of anything Presidente Sh!t Wit has done, that's all predictable. Dumb ass can't even remember who the Secretary of Defense is. Surprise, surprise. I would feel vindicated for pointing out the AntiChrists stupidity for the past two years except, well...I've been doing it for two fuggin' years. It seemed as obvious then as it is now. No, it's boring because this administration doesn't even have to fire up the political steamroller to drive over it's opposition. The Republicans seem more than happy to slit their own throats and jump off their own shoddily built house of cards. thus saving Mush Mouth the trouble of having to get up in the morning

So this hate filled screed and/or drunken rant really isn't about Jug Ears so much as it is about D!ck Cheney. Yup, turns out the so called Evil One is really the last Man in America. Cheney Clashes With Obama as Republicans Avoid Fight (Update2) - Bloomberg.com Sure, sure everybody already knows about this, so why bring it up.

Simply to illustrate to the neutered and box turtle stupid leadership of the G.O.P. how to deal with Oblahma. Listen up you worthless mangina havin' paper pushers and drop whatever half assed propaganda campaign you've come up with for this week.

All you mealy mouth platitude spouting fat bastards need to do is speak the truth. That went right over your heads so let me break it down for you some and further expand on this concept.

Think of your product, in this case, Republican political philosophy, as you would a box of laundry soap. You have to sell this product to the American public. If I have to explain why you have to sell your product, you should probably switch parties and become a Libertarian.

Anyway, there you are in Republican Soap Headquarters watching your competitors soap, in this case Democratic political philosophy, outsell your product, thus threatening your company's continued viability and very existence in the marketplace. You've tried everything, stupid slogans, faux hipness, Hell, you've even tried to market your soap to specific demographic groups in the overall market. Yet nothing seems to work. It's time for some new marketing ideas right?

Wrong. Marketing is for B.S. products that no one needs, don't work, and are unable to be sold on it's own merits. Just because your competitors use flashy lights, big t!ttied women and all the other trappings of schlock so necessary for the selling of B.S. doesn't mean you have to as well. In fact, doing so would actually harm your products reputation in the marketplace, driving down sales even further.

So this is where that whole truth deal comes in. All you bun hugger wearing milk drinkers need to do is speak the truth about what your party stands for. Hell, you can even use facts to bolster your argument. Look at Cheney. The man makes simple, factual statements about reality and is fuggin' unstoppable. It's the equivalent of showing up at the end of one of your competitors soap commercials and pointing out that your soap actually works and that your competitors soap actually makes laundry even more dirty.

It's sounds too simple to work, I know. But look at Cheney. Calm, rational, truthful and sane. His competitors can't even come close, much less refute anything he's saying. Because they can't. Because if this was a head to head laundry soap competition, Cheney's clothes would come out of the wash shiny bright and smelling like a rose while Presidente Sh!t Wit would be standing there in dirty drawers with an even more stupid than usual expression on his face.

So all you knuckleheads in the G.O.P. should take a lesson from the Soap sellers (the other kind) in this country and start letting the truth come out in the wash....before you're all hung out to dry.

I couldn't resist.

Anyway, here's the snappy, relevant video to accompany this weeks nonsensical ramblings.

[Dont tread on me]

Touche' with the "nonsensical ramblings" comment, but this post might get through to somebody. I'm f!@#ing proud to be a fellow speaker of the truth with you, but I fear we may be a dying breed in this complacent country.

[Aaron Burr]

Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'll thank you to keep the defeatist propaganda and/or bitchings and moanings off the front page. We kick ass. It's in the bylaws.

We're not dying off, defeated, or dumbed down like the dipsh!ts in the opposition. We kick ass.

We're intelligent and relevant and controlling the debate from beginning to end. We kick ass.

We're unstoppable like a steam roller, doper than a joint roller, on fire, the Truth will get us higher, and any Lib who disagrees is a c*ck smokin' liar.

We. Kick. Ass.

I used to hate repeating myself, but after two years of this, I've decided to write everything all over again. In rhyme.

The kids seem to go for that.

[Dont tread on me]

We Kick Ass, Yeah! That's right we do kick ass, sorry for my temporary laps I'm better now.

[Aaron Burr]

Section 19 paragraph 1 of the Evil Conservative Guide Book for Boys clearly states that apology's (unless a lie) are verboten...uh..forbidden. (Gott in Himmel that was close!)

The way I figure it, we need to be more swashbuckling, not apologetic. Apologizing is what the Jr. Senator from Illinois has been doing since he first got naked in front of another boy. Clearly not behavior to be emulated.

Besides. I'm tired of being so nice all the time. These jackasses have gone far enough already. Have you gotten a peek at the Cap and Trade deal yet? 30 pages are devoted to "seasonal lighting". FedGov now thinks it has the authority to regulate the use of Christmas lights. Seriously. F#ck Obama and his Mama.

It's time we take reality, the Constitution, and the muther truckin Law and rub these Socialists noses all up in it.

Cry Havoc.

Or Yahtzee. Whatever gets the job done.

[Aaron Burr]

See? We're all over this one.