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This is ridiculous. Everything we prophesied would happen if Jug Ears got elected has come to pass. What's the point of posting new hate filled screeds when the Anti-Christ is so busy playing catch up with our prognostications? Go ahead, read the front page stories, check our posts in some of the forums, and plan for skyrocketing inflation.
Which is not to suggest we should go huddle in a corner and suck our national thumb. Hell no. America needs another "Tea Party" (Gah. I told you people to go with the anti Kool -Aide theme to avoid the whole tea baggin' deal). Actually, America needs a bigger, better planed Tea Party. Music, food, celebrities... all that useless crap that gets Joe and Jane Conservative out of the office for the day and into the street.
Say, that gives me an idea. Street Fairs. Conservative Street Fairs. Hell, Farmers Markets are popping up all over the land, why not a Fair that is promoting ideas instead of organic vegetable covered in Salmonella? Giving people a clear idea of what to expect when they head out for the day is one sure way to increase participation. Please steal this idea and go forth across the Web promoting it.
I know I'd head over to the Conservative pig roast and Good Time Jamboree.
Mainly, we need to find ways to make our protests unique and attractive for our intended participants. Most of whom have no desire to march in the street carrying a giant paper mache puppet.
What else? Oh yeah, the Constitution has been abrogated so many times by this illegitimate administration that I'm somewhat dismayed by the apparent shortage of van driving whack jobs hell bent on blowing up the Washington Monument.
Also, Obama smokes the pole.
Anyway, enjoy the vid and get to work on whatever nefarious plans you've been ruminating over for months now.