Not for Tree Huggers--Christmas Trees!

[jejujohn]

the use of in-state made and distributed smack. Do your part to fight the funding of islamofacism.

I never knew milk was our state drink. I was mistaken too. I thought it was either beer or the blood of children. Milk? Go figure.

The Beaver state is a pretty cool name, but somewhat misleading. After living in California for a while, I think your state is in the lead in the amount and quality of beaver. We have a particularly wet, dreary and cold winter, late fall, and spring. It is not condusive to outdoor activity, i.e. excercise, but it is great for drinking beer. Therefor we have a common syndrome that affects our beaver population. It is called OBD (Oregon Butt Disease). As far as I know no legislation has been inacted to save our ailing beavers. Of course there are quite a few who this disease has not infected, but their pelts are very sought after by the many trappers of the region.

[JackHandy]

I read some of the breweries in your region were going out of business because of farmers growing corn to produce ethanol.

That is a sad day.

[Aaron Burr]

J, this is why I keep trying to convince you to join the dark side. We have the cure for OBD already. Cattle Prods.

The glut of corn should be a cue that corn futures are gonna' hit bottom pretty quick. Pick up this devalued stock and wait for the rise later in the year when people start getting hungry. Mexican tortilla prices are through the roof as a result of this ethanol B.S.

Also, Negra Modelo, a Mexican brand, is moving into the American market to offset the loss of "crafted" beer. Buy this stock.

Oh, and keep whacking trees.

[Hotspur666]

Hey!

Trees are great to hold down bear bait barrels!



That's about how big they grow there...