Are you trying to angry up my blood Harv? "Conservative" should always be capitalized. Actually, it should be written in flaming letters that drip blood, but apparently the Flaming Skullvetia font takes up too much bandwidth.
Also, we're thinking of ditching the I.D. cards and going with tattooed bar codes instead.
Oh yeah, and what is it with you people and your ethnic heritage? "I'm Mexican American", or "I'm half Irish", or even, "I'm mildly neurotic." Sheesh. Nobody cares who Granpa' slept with. Get over yourselves.
Boysenberry Jam goes best on Grits.
Boysenberry Jam!!