Hello my Evil Conservatives

[Dont tread on me]

Cult? I forgot she is married to a cannuck. Ill bet she was wrapped in her leaf flag watching her boys win the gold in hockey last sunday.

[Aaron Burr]

Yeah. Cult. She's a Moonie. She had her husband picked out for her and got married in Korea. And I have no doubt she watched the Olympics. It's a subject we went over a few years ago.

The What Again?

Yes, a shameless plug for....me.

[Spirit of Ronald Reagan]

Haven't seen her at Mighty Righty in a long time. I suspect she's bought property in western canuckland and relocated to the area to help harbor IronSmith's imported trollettes and be an enabler to his addictions of maple syrup and mountain moonshine.

[Aaron Burr]

DAMN THAT IRASCIBLE IRONSMITH TO HELL!! It's so obvious now. He's got EvilReagan tied up in his basement hoping to re-enact that funky scene from Pulp Fiction. Every time I turn around I see evidence of his perfidious and totally non heterosexual shenanigans impeding my quest for an awesome good tax free time.

Somebody should do something about that guy...maybe hijack a thread and expose him or something...

[Dont tread on me]

I believe its working JJJ has resurfaced on your Lights Out thread. If we can personally insult and antagonize enough people who knows maybe we can unearth the defiled remains of Mrs. ER husband. You don't think that the Ironkitfaustthraxbutt gang would have the intestinal fortitude to carry him to Canada, and intern the remains of this patriot into unholy ground. Please give us some kind of assurance that this could not have happened.

[Aaron Burr]

Fine. EvilReagan isn't interned in Canadaland. He's cruising the strip in downtown Hotlanta in his pimpmobile looking for wayward Chinese hookers too syphilitic to work in a massage parlor.

IronSmith, however, is definitely Hellbound...by which I mean he's heading to Ottawa.

[Dont tread on me]

Thank the lord! You know of course I enjoy a good mellow dramatic breakdown once in a while, but when that possibility assaulted my strange and sometimes twisted imagination it was almost to damn much. OR WAS IT?

[Aaron Burr]

Beats me, but lets not lose sight of the point of this two year old thread, the continued character assassination of IronSmith.

Sure, the man allegedly steals gold fillings from old people. No doubt but that he might be the actual driving force behind the global warming scam. It's entirely possible that he might hate Santa Clause. But have we really gotten to the root of the matter? Have we really exposed this potential baby goat molester and stale chewing gum salesman?

I think not.

Therefore, I am calling for a redoubled assault on fort IronSmith and all the illegally obtained Chinese DVD knockoffs contained therein. (Mostly Punky Brewster episodes, but whatever.)

The point is, the man (still not verified) must be destroyed.

[Spirit of Ronald Reagan]

Rumor has it he also killed the Easter Bunny and disemboweled the original Punxsutawney Phil. He's also been seen in the arctic north lighting matches to melt the polar bear's habitat while feasting on imported manatee fillets.

[Eupher]

Well, lighting matches up in the arctic tundra will have a disastrous effect on the permafrost, sayeth His Holiness Al-phonse Bore-ed.

Let's hope the mosquitoes make it out alive.....