Music Ain't for Wussies

[Eupher]

The gauntlet's been thrown and I'm ready for Aaron to pick it up.

After all, he's got that Evil Twin Triumph gathering dust in his garage....

[Eupher]

Originally Posted by Eupher

The gauntlet's been thrown and I'm ready for Aaron to pick it up.

After all, he's got that Evil Twin Triumph gathering dust in his garage....

Aw, hell, that ain't no introduction. Let me do this the right way.

I am a conservative. Some might say "Evil" conservative, but only those who know my black heart. (Mrs. E doesn't know my black heart, so to her I'm merely "a conservative".)

Anyway, I have fostered my political persuasion from seeing and experiencing first hand the sheer, unadulterated, absolute insanity that is liberalism. Y'see, I spent a large chunk of my life associated with Uncle Sugar and seeing as how Uncle Sugar is really Uncle Tom what with all the "diversity" and "racial quotas" and hiring practices that only a drooling idiot who camps out in his mommy's basement would love, well, let's just say that I object to that school of political thought.

They just don't think. They have their hands out, expecting handouts and special favors just because they've learned through our government that it's perfectly normal to stand there with your hand out. Somebody will come along, some working joe who pays his taxes, buys his corn flakes, and mows his lawn, and will drop a few bucks into it.

Why? Because the working joe feels that he's been blessed, as indeed he has.

The workin' joe knows independence, understands freedom, and relishes the idea of self-determination. He doesn't have much in the form of material wealth, but what he does have is well-cared for and shipshape. He knows what it's like to have to pony up hard-earned dollars for what he has and respects the value of money. He also recognizes pimps, charlatans, and those who sponge from others. Those people he would loathe, but his church tells him that it's best to acknowledge one's blessings and give, so give he does.

Of the time I spent workin' for Uncle Sugar with a uniform on my back, I also witnessed first hand socialism in all its regal splendor. I saw the ineptness, the graft, greed, and corruption, and I saw how civil servants who are supposed to serve instead are served by those who pay them. I saw tax structures and rates that cripple entrepreneurship and make it oh-too-easy to just give up and go on the public dole. I witnessed those who openly declared they would rather take from the government than provide for themselves.

This is the antithesis of what this nation was founded on. This kind of thought process is frightful in its duplicity and its lies. The people who practice this "lifestyle" are morally dead, lazy scumsucking leeches who gleefully kill off their host before falling off the corpse to find another victim to sponge from.

Personal pride and the sense of accomplishment is utterly devoid in these vermin, except where and how they manage to stave off common sense and doing the right thing.

I am a musician. I have done many things in my professional life, but I am foremost a musician. I no longer do it for a living, but that does not stop my passion for the rigors and the discipline of creating order out of acoustic chaos. I play four instruments well enough to have done it professionally, but do it today for the pleasure and because my skills are gifts from God.

I am also a linguist. I spent enough time in Germany to speak it fluently and long enough to dream in that language.

I was in Berlin while the Wall was up, as it fell, and the aftermath called Reunification. There are many who would say to put the damned Wall back up. Socialism has overrun the Continent - not just the western socialism cancer that now threatens our country, but the evil, rotting type of socialism that was and is a part of communism.

I have seen communism. I have seen its despair and futility. And yet there are those who are so monumentally stupid as to deny the relationship between socialism and communism. These are the people who should know better and do, but they have found comfort in their deception and lies.

And the people pay their taxes and decry the system, but accept that which they're told because The Government Knows Best.

The lies will be revealed one day. Of that I am certain.

And I will be here.

[Aaron Burr]

Well said my Evil unrepentant bastard of a friend. Well said indeed. My old man spent too may years in the Marines and I heard first hand accounts of pretty much everything you've said. It's why I skipped the service and went right into motorcycles and mayhem and a couple of years in the private contracting side of things.

Well, the lack of paperwork was appealing too, but that's neither here nor there as I made some stupid decisions as a youth that precluded me from decimating Americas enemies on a regular and legal basis.

Anyway.

Welcome to Evils Indian sweat lodge and high priced day spa. Feel free to turn up the collar on your dirty trench coat and pocket small items. We don't mind. In fact, anti social behavior and pernicious hate mongering are the cornerstones of the Evil Conservative philosophy.

This fiscal quarter we'll be focusing on White Slavery and off the wall conspiracies, so hold onto your hat and enjoy the ride.

Oh, and the bike is in no way dusty as I'm looking at a rather substantial fine for lane splitting in this mostly wicked awesome state. And as I told the judge, the reason I didn't pull over sooner was that I thought the police were rooting me on.

Who knew?

[Eupher]

I just wanna know where the hookers are. If the board is into White Slavery, I'll take a look but I ain't guaranteein' nothin'.

Okay, with that out of the way, I'm glad that you noticed that my trench coat was dirty. I refuse to tie the belt in the back like so much gheyness, but the dog did slobber on it when he dragged my coat into the pond back in August. There are still traces of pond scum on it, but I don't mind - mostly because the dog doesn't mind.

You mean that nobody will mind if I filch that shopping card over there? And put my stuff in it? That's good, because I need to head down to the park and kick that lousy bastid out what stole my campground. I got no time for the lazy sumbitch who can't find his own crib. This one's mine.

Try as I might, though, I can't bring myself to hate anybody. Hate is such a strong word - it doesn't sit well on me and keeps slidin' off onto the ground. Don't wanna pick it up.

Even some of those lunatic libs are worthy of something. I haven't quite figured out what, but they're good for something.

Keep the shiny side up, and don't mouth off to the judge. S/he can make things most unpleasant, particularly in the wallet.

Wallet cramps are the worst kind of cramps. Midol doesn't help.

[Aaron Burr]

Ah, I should have been more specific. Here at Evil Conservatives we have an entire Arsenal of HateTm In that arsenal are such weapons as, TruthTm, FactsTm RealityTm and of course, GodTm. Which, on a side note, has turned out to be an outstanding acquisition for the organization since we picked Him up at bargain basement prices due to disinterest on the part of the lefties.

Please check out this seasons offerings regarding GodTm American JesusTm and other spiritual and/or spirituality based products available only here at Evil Conservatives.

We're having a fire sale on all those leftover Kwanza Hamz.Tm

But the White Slavery deal is simply so we can clean out all the lefty colleges stinking up the academic landscape. I dunno' if it will fly though. White people are pretty fuggin' lazy after all.

[Spirit of Ronald Reagan]

Man, more requests for the hookers. Didn't we send IronSmith to pick up some more at the local third world country? He'd better not get them all dirty and not clean them up again.

[Dont tread on me]

Reuters has a article about an epidemic of sexual frustration in China, maybe we should send Ironsmith into the enemy camp to take the women.

[Eupher]

Originally Posted by Dont tread on me

Reuters has a article about an epidemic of sexual frustration in China, maybe we should send Ironsmith into the enemy camp to take the women.

Wow, an epidemic of sexual frustration in China? Sounds like the babes are becoming westernized.

Along with the iPhones, the iMacs, and the internet, they're starting to learn what that little love button is all about.

That's pretty good methinks, especially since there's a moratorium on havin' lots a' chillen - or at least there used to be.

Doya think Ironsmith will saddle up and ride into the maws of the enemy? If he does, I'd like to order up a small one. She doesn't have to be young, just small.

I like to put 'em up top and spin 'em around. They enjoy that. I think it's something to do with that love button that they just found.

[Aaron Burr]

Hookers?!?!?! Oh snap. I still have those fuggin' Bryn Mamr co-eds in the trunk of the Impala.

Um......Be right back.

[Dont tread on me]

Well! Its usually difficult to find out just what Ironsmith is really doing. I believe that the temptation to round up some sexually frustrated asian women just might get his attention.