where the hell is this country going?

[poolhall_junkie]

i understand that the last election was just a reality show ("who wants to run this bitch" perhaps) that know network got to claim dibs on but really i'm sick and tired of the celebrity atmosphere around obama. i mean is that how shallow this country has gotten? where we have the tabloids following the obama family. congratulations they one the election and now they're killing all the security measures that were put in place to protect us (even though libs cant see that). when are people gonna wake up from this fictitious tv world where the evil republican cheats on his wife and one republican sees the light and joins the "good guys" and realize that this isnt a game this is reality. our reality, our children's reality. and if the majority believe that keeping up this celebrity stature is more important than keeping this country running, then that means our government isnt working and our forefathers wanted us to over throw any government that isnt working. anyway the whole reason that set this tirade off was this.

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[Aaron Burr]

Hmmm. You need some cheering up.



Get back up and fight.

And smash your T.V. already.

[poolhall_junkie]

makes ya just wanna go out kill a nazi a gook and a jap in patton's name. but i think the clip that cheers me up the most is....



it just gives you hope

[Aaron Burr]

Well sure, hope is cool and all, I just like facts better.

DAMN!!! Why ain't our school chillun' watchin' this!!



And a tip of the Tri Corned hat to Conservatives Forum for digging this chestnut up.

[poolhall_junkie]

Facts are great and all but to appeal to a image obsessed society i think that photo shop works the best




see the simplicity people get confused when you use logic and common sense

[Aaron Burr]

By the ghost of John D. Rockefeller, there isn't enough Tylenol in all of Burr county to deal with even the first 4 minutes of that video. However, in the interest of factual reality, I'm willing to concede that you may be right. How else could our collection of Scrooge McDuck cartoons and other rare propaganda films languish here in well nigh' obscurity.

So basically it seems like we need to update American Jesus and put him in the wrestling ring and/or a big 4x4. Sure, it sounds slightly blasphemous, but on the other hand I wouldn't want to be accused of doubting that he couldn't do it. Hmmm.

Anyway, our job is smarten up the ...um... Damned...for lack of a better term. Or at least trick them into doing our bidding. So now we go lowbrow. Fine. I'm in.



Just makes you proud to see your tax dollars at work like that.

Aim High.

[poolhall_junkie]

we'll start simple then and work our way up from there. someone needs to start a tv channel for this to work though.


in this clip can you identify the things that make america great?



if you said
-pointless sex
-selling advertising space in holy affairs
-stubbornness
-tenacity
-war mongering
-putting jesus/lynard skynard/alcholism in one sentence
or
-realizing that elders are old and smell funny therefore should not be listened to
YOU'RE RIGHT!!!!
see it makes stupid people feel smart and once they are confident in feeling smart we can start slipping in actual intelligent statements. one or two statements or thoughts at a time so as not to overload their simple minds

[Aaron Burr]

Well, all I noticed was the fine masonry work over the fireplace and all the different items on the screen that incorporated petroleum and petroleum distillate products in their manufacture.

However, your line of reasoning is simply brilliant. Instead of threatening the illiterate masses with a fiery whip and/or horrific oppression, we seduce them with their own repellent narcissism and trick them into not only doing our bidding, but we're tricking them into enlightenment and self improvement.

Brilliant.

I'm promoting you to head of our Intellectual Hygiene and Animal Testing Division. It's not just an empty title when it comes with a Helipad.

[poolhall_junkie]

oh oh oh does it come with a big jacked up truck too?
wait what about the pool hall underworld? any information yall get in the sun drenched world was carefully orchestrated and delivered at a precise and specific time by people who take their time to strategically and mateculaously take each and every shot. its a job with little glory however honestly we run the world.

anyway i believe you have the ability to run said project just go pick up any book about behaviorism preferably by skinner not watson. if you must i guess watson has some theories that arent completely obvious to anyone with common sense. oh and while your at it look up a few humanist books. its pretty much the way the left has controled the media for the past few decades.

[Aaron Burr]

Hmmm. I took a semesters worth of psychology. Everything that came after how the brain is physically structured was B.S.

That doesn't mean I didn't make a killing when it came time to sell my books back.

In that spirit, here's an idea that our awesome American Capitalists can improve on.



I figure the bar codes that aren't used for porn, would be used for spreading our hateful agenda of Conservative values. Imagine scanning Ted Kennedy's tombstone only to see a classic Reagan speech pop up on your cell phone.(After the commercials of course.)

The possibilities are endless. Also, since we'd be exploiting the dead, I figure we wouldn't have to worry too much about any potential litigation.

I'm nearly fainting with excitement over the prospect of tapping into a whole new frontier of revenue generating ad space. We really need to move fast on this one before the Anti-Christ uses the headstones at Arlington to promote his odious "Health Care" bill.

I'm imagining a world where Grandpa's funeral is brought to you by Arby's and all plot maintenance is handled by Guano Brand bat guano fertilizer. Bat Guano and Seabird Guano Fertilizers & Plant Food at Home Harvest Garden Supply Yes friends, Guano Brand bat guano, for all your bat guano fertilizing needs.

I'm still working on the cross promotion between Forest Lawn and the Ultimate Frisbee championship people.