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Old 01-23-2008, 01:17 AM   #11 (permalink)
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This issue and abortion are two of the three issues I will not compromise on. If Obama is elected, this country will be giving the finger to our Armed Forces, many members of which are currently engaged in combat in various parts of the globe.

Obama has repeatedly stated that he believes that the war in Iraq is a mistake. Obama is telling our troops that they commit war crimes, have fought for nothing, and that the lives destroyed in the course of this War were destroyed in vain.

Obama wants to pull our troops out of Iraq immediately. This move is Tactically unsound. Strategically, it will prove disastrous. We will have capitulated to the lowest scum on earth. China, Russia, and many smaller nations stand to benefit by our loss. Some of these nations might feel inclined to further test the mettle of America. The Radical Islamics certainly will.

Obama's actions will not unify this Country. He will further divide and weaken this Nation. I was a small child in the 70's, I saw a lot of stuff that little kids shouldn't see. I don't want my kid to go through that as well. If Barry gets elected, it'll be worse than the 70's, far, far, worse.

Hillary I can deal with, she plays the Game. Badly. Therefore, she can be dealt with. She isn't pulling any troops out. She knows universal health care ain't gonna' fly, and she knows enough about economics to pretty much let the Fed alone.

But those damn Obama supporters...
We could come up with Obama jokes. Like Yo' Mama jokes. But with O'Bama instead.

O'Bama so dumb, he thinks Pakistan is what Stans cell mate does to him every night.

O'Bama so dumb, when I stand next to him at the beach, I hear the Ocean.

O'Bama so dumb, he studied for his drug test.

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Old 01-27-2008, 01:20 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Obama's ears so big, he can hear the sun come up.

Obama's ears so big, his face gets slapped when it's windy.

Obama's ears so big, he played Yoda's stunt double.

I can go on. But I feel the whole Crack cocaine issue needs to be revisited.
 
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Old 01-27-2008, 01:23 AM   #13 (permalink)
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the crack cocaine issue?

i was thinking of the getting head in the back of a limo issue.

if that dude said it, it must be true. he looked like a trustworthy kinda guy.
 
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Old 01-27-2008, 09:37 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Obama Wins

Ob has won the SC primary and kicked Hillary's big ass. It is likely Js candidate gets the Dem nomination. I think that is a good thing. We know Hillary is a hardened Marxist and has no intention of following the Constitution. She is a liar and a fraud. She is capable of all manner of unethical things and will surround herself with people of the same condition. (I agree with Js which has me wondering if I have lost my sanity).

At least we have a chance that Ob might not be so bad. It would be a refreshing change for a Dem to be ethical and honorable.
 
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Just out of curiosity if it comes down to McCain

vs. Obama and the election was in an hour, who would you vote for?
As far as losing your sanity goes, try medication, anything. Just open up your medicine cabinet and swallow anything with a childlocking cap. Next, follow it down with a six pack. That should have you right as rain.
 
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I just might vote Ob. Because I would rather the Dems screw things up then more of the current BS.

And thanks again for your kind words, but combining drugs and alcohol is not my bag. Lets leave that to Hollywood liberals.
 
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The only difference I can find between the two is the War. The border, immigration, economy, global warming, all the rest, they sound pretty much the same.

So it's McCain. Unless of course, a dark horse emerges that looks and sounds like Obi Mama and has Thompson's message.

This whole election is already giving me a headache.
 
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Buck up Mr. Burr. All is not lost. President Obama could be a very good thing for conservatism. I think Rs will move back to conservatism with a wacko liberal like Obama in the White House. Much like they did when Bubba was doing interns in the Oral Office. Or the disasterous years of the Peanut Farmer lead to The Great One.

I am confident conservatism will win the day, but we will have to endure a lot of liberal BS to get there.

In the meantime we must develop a plan for expelling all liberal Republicans. Lets start with senators like McCain, Granhamnesty, the two Maine bitchs, the bitch in Texas, Hagel, and...
 
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it really has been the liberal reublicans killing us. if nobody voted for mccain, guilianni, romney or huckabee, we (us and fred) would be laughing,
 
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Old 01-29-2008, 01:08 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Seems like we have marching orders. Time to dig Fred up and prop his Jabba like bulk up against the Republican party. Seriously. F@ck those guys. Some one rent a sky writer or two. Can't we just roust these guys out of whatever money bin they're all hanging out in and take over the Party? Find out who the delegates are and "persuade" them. VikingTm makes wonderful Hard Rock Maple cues. Pricey, but nothing says "be reasonable" like 21 ounces of American hardwood.
 
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