Evil Reagan

[bewitched]

Is ER a spambot? Is there a conspiracy about this already?

[Mrs. Evil Reagan]

I am married to the man... and I am not aware of any conspiracy like this. As things go in politics, it seems conspiracies follow all good conservatives.

Mrs. Evil Reagan

[Aaron Burr]

Hmm. Is our Fearless Leader a cyborg? I notice Mrs.E.R. didn't actually deny it. If it's true, it's just one more reason to swear undying loyalty to his twisted agenda.

Which most likely has this as it's ultimate goal.


Plug me in.

[bewitched]

Where can I get one???
Does it snore? Does it consume mass quantities of everything in the kitchen?
Does it take the garbage out?
And most importantly... does it come in different sizes?

[bewitched]

ps. How did the cyborg get a .org?
heh. cyborg.org

[Aaron Burr]

This place is a dot ORG because we just don't need the money. Also, dot ORG's have the appearance of being more trustworthy since they're not in it for the money. You'd be surprised how many people we snare with that one.

Oh yeah, as much as honesty is appreciated around here, had you signed up as an Evil Conservative, one of these babies would be warming up the bathtub for you right now.

I think Popular Mechanics has the blueprints. It looks pretty labor intensive.

[Extreme6]

Whats with the girl on girl robots?

[Aaron Burr]

Once they get out of the paint shop and final assembly room, all those kinks are worked out. The point is, they're built so randy that they're ready to go at it with a toaster if necessary.