A new one.

[Aaron Burr]

I'm bored. So I thought I would hide out here for a while and amuse myself. Obsoive.

WORLD MARKET CRASH DELIBERATE!!!

One world Socialists are taking a big gamble by causing the world market meltdown. This naked ploy to drive frightened masses into the arms of big government may back fire. It might even bring about a worldwide outbreak of hyper nationalism as each little country tries to save it's own economy.

Of course it might pave the way for the banking systems to simply unify and rule by Fiat...more than they already do. It could go either way, except for that dang nationalism. Getting people to use the Amero instead of the Dollar is a tough sell when the Dollar is making such huge gains against most other currencies and oil is below 100. How much longer will the Euro be attractive when the Pound is kicking so much butt?

And what about the Izzo? What's that? You haven't heard of Allahopoly money before? Read on my crazed conspiracy chums.
The New Islamic Dinar Alternative Currency How long can the new Islamic gold standard rule the roost? All these questions, and more, will be answered by a little thing I like to call WWIII. A.K.A. Armageddon.

Basically it's like spring cleaning for world super powers. Grab your feather duster and join in!

[Mrs. Evil Reagan]

If this county goes to down... my back up plan is to move to Ireland. I hear that they have low taxes there.

Many of the America haters out there do not realise that the rest of the world depends on the market in the U.S. being strong. I have heard it said, "When America gets a cold, the rest of the world gets the flu." Enjoy the flu world!


Mrs. Evil Reagan

[Aaron Burr]

Ireland? Hhmm. So you think you could do a better job at wiping out the Shillelagh-Huggers by taking over their homeland? I like it. I've been waiting patiently for whiskey to do the job, but I'm beginning to have my doubts about it.

It may sound surprising Mrs.R, but now would be a good time to start thinking about investing. I don't like to think about Americans fleeing their country when times get tough. A little cash and some guts goes a very long way in markets like this.

I take it you'll not be investing in the Izzo then? Gold is always a sound investment however, so stock up on your American Buffaloes and Eagles while you can.

Or, you could blow it all on a Maybach.

Anyway, the rest of the world is pretty much gay, and therefore, pretty low on my list of priorities. But I guess I should be happy if they have the flu. Maybe it's really AIDS and we're just not telling them. A fellow can dream after all.

WWIII sounds a lot more macho though. If I had to report to St. Peter tomorrow, I'd rather say I died of WWIII than financial AIDS. I guess I'm just old fashioned.

[pduggs]

Okay so it will be The Great Conservative Emigration...to Ireland.

If we get enough conservatives to take over whiskey land, we can transform it into a land of liberty.

Maybe the Marxist well let us take the Statue of Liberty with us since he has no need for it.

[Aaron Burr]

Ridiculous. No one is moving to Ireland. There's something wrong with that place. Consider the fact that even the English haven't successfully colonized the Emerald Isles. They're right on top of them but for some reason the Brits took a look around the place and said, "oh, Hell no." These people haven't even learned how to speak English after 800 years of ass kickings by the Pommies.

Besides. They're rabid Socialists. Also, Enya comes from there. However, we should think about selling the Statue of Liberty for scrap metal. It's big shiny things like that that draws poor peoples attention to us in the first place. "Give us your poor, your tired, your huddled masses..." WTF!? No wonder this place has been going downhill since the 1850's. We need a big statue of an angry Uncle Sam shaking his fist at the world to replace Lady Liberty. His poem would be shorter. "Get back to work...or else!" Something like that.

I already live in a Socialist distopia, it won't matter to me who wins in November. I'll just keep doing what I always do and spread the message of Conservatism one person at a time. Of course, having your neighbors huddling in fear in your basement while the neighborhood goes up in flames might be called a teachable moment. Or a captive audience. Either way, make the most of the opportunity.

And buy some more homeowners insurance.

[Aaron Burr]

I'm still bored. At some point everyone will stop b!tching and get back to work and the market will settle down. Hopefully, this will be a result of some house cleaning, courtesy of the F.B.I.

Right now everyone in the market is just like everyone else around the country. They're waiting to see which political regime takes over in November. The fiscal policies of the new administration will determine what happens next to the economy. etc,etc,etc...You can see why I'm bored.

It's a total Reichstag Fire and no one has the guts to call it. If Mickey would just say it, we could start rearming and manufacturing tomorrow. Sigh.

I guess the upside is that we may completely escape Armageddon. I've been checking my asbestos Bible and no where in it do we come up. I've often wondered why Armageddon seems to get it on without us according to the Bible. How could the U.S.A. just watch the middle east get nuked and do nothing? Turns out we went broke. So now the Bible scenario makes sense. All the countries of the world, except us, show up somewhere in sandistan, and get wiped out by a nuclear holocaust. Which means we're left with a half baked planet and only the Chinese for company.

All of which could be avoided if only people would stop b!tching and moaning and get back to work.

[Extreme6]

OK now I want someone to photoshop the Uncle Sam shaking his fist onto the Statue.

[Spirit of Ronald Reagan]

Boy are you people way off. The whole market is run by evolved aardvark like creatures. They got tired of eating ants and termites so they pooled their money together and bought a luxury suite on Wall Street to oversee their devious plan to artificially inflate the market to a breaking point and then inject their double top secret, nocturnal master plan into effect and take down the market to a point where they could buy top rated companies dirt cheap. Once phase one is completed they can move onto phase two and start their insider trading and corporate takeover. The whole time they will be making truck loads of cash off dividends and capital gains. And to top it off, they plan on hiding this money from the irs in secret offshore accounts in the Grand Cayman Islands.

[Extreme6]

Yes SORR......They are known as demorats

[Aaron Burr]

So it turns out the Reichstag Fire was so successful that the Powers behind the new Chancellor don't even want to wait for the formalities of presenting credentials and swearing in are over before they begin their reign of terror.

Also, everyone has decided to roll over and play dead as a way to stimulate the market. Interesting strategy.

But to remain conspiratorial here's the new outline.

The deliberate world market crash will be followed by a violent civil war in the U.S. which will lead to intervention by the U.N. and China. Why? Because the impOstor refuses to present his credentials despite the Supreme Court's order to respond to it's Writ of Certiorari. Additionally, imagined security threats will interrupt or cancel, or postpone, the inauguration before the Anti-Christ actually swears in. This sets the stage for a split between the supporters of the Constitution and it's detractors. Meanwhile, our enemies and allies will move quick to take advantage of our internal disarray. It would sound preposterous except for the deliberate crashing of the markets. Oh, and the fact that we're in the conspiracy forum.

We should probably put on the armband and take the bar code tattoo to avoid all this unpleasantness.