we'll start simple then and work our way up from there. someone needs to start a tv channel for this to work though.
in this clip can you identify the things that make america great?
if you said
-pointless sex
-selling advertising space in holy affairs
-stubbornness
-tenacity
-war mongering
-putting jesus/lynard skynard/alcholism in one sentence
or
-realizing that elders are old and smell funny therefore should not be listened to
YOU'RE RIGHT!!!!
see it makes stupid people feel smart and once they are confident in feeling smart we can start slipping in actual intelligent statements. one or two statements or thoughts at a time so as not to overload their simple minds